Chris Crocker dances better than Britney!

Posted by dingdans

October 31, 2007

Invite performance artist Chris Crocker to a dinner party, and that’s all you need. It’s portable theater in a mini.

Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker professes to be one of Britney Spears’ rabid number-one fans; he’s also a viral viddy phenomenon with a mobile audience of roughly bazillion, all waiting to see what kind of genius satire/melodramatic insanity he can possibly come up with next.
He dances better than Britney, too. Only look and see:

Britney better watch her back — he’s more Britney than Britney! He sings, too, see?

One of those annoying, Oprah-visiting U.S. TV shrinks can’t stand poor nutty Chris, calling him nothing but a hedonistic, attention-seeking fame-monger. Yeah. And?

He’s even got Brit cornered in crazy; Britney could only come up with a recent flip-out in court, snapping, “Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*ck it!”

Whereas the redoutable Crocker out-weirds her just by laughing. Hahahahhaaha! Crazy eyes!

Tell the truth — when it comes down to a vote between Britney and Chris, who do you really want to see open the VMAs next year?

It’s Chrissy, bitch! Bring your b*tch bell!:

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