Lindsay Lohan’s Italian Boy Toy Kisses and Tells

Posted by dingdans

January 7, 2008

One of the Italian guys that Lindsay Lohan had sex with in Capri, Italy just the other day has come forward and told the dirty secrets of his sexual experience with Lindsay. Ex-model and current drummer for the Italian indie rock band, Orfen, Alessandro diNunzio, tells the UK’s News of the World all of the details. Specifically, NOTW reports:

And less than six hours after they they met she suddenly STRIPPED off all her clothes and treated him to a night of naked red-hot lust.”He grinned: “Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.”

But he discovered he was just one of THREE conquests Lindsay made during her 24 hours on the Italian island. Alessandro, 27, who lives in Rome, said: “I was hurt and sad when I found out about the other guys. “I think that’s the way things are with Lindsay. But she was very sweet and loving in bed. It was a good sex match.”"

Poor Alessandro… the little guy thought he was the only one. That’s cute. It’s almost like love. Only tainted by the skankhood of Lindsay Lohan. Seriously, this chick ruins everything good. It’s like Alessandro’s heart turned into a fragile little orchid flower when he saw Lindsay, ready to bloom. And just after they did the damn thing… BOOM! She crushed his flower of love with her promiscuity! It’s a tragedy really. But, at least he got to sell his story to The News of the World and share Lindsay’s sex secrets with us! Specifically, Alessandro told NOTW:

“She was wearing mismatched under-wear—a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless.

“She had an all-over golden tan and a few tattoos. On her right wrist was the word Breathe. She joked it was to remind her to keep breathing. That made me think she was pretty fragile. After boldly taking her clothes off she dived under the covers. I sensed she was insecure about her gorgeous body. I was shocked she had made the first move—it took a while for me to realise I was supposed to take my clothes [off] too.

“To be honest I felt a bit intimidated. I was with Lindsay Lohan. But I took off my clothes and we started to make love. And then it was just like two ordinary people making love. It was very passionate and intense and lasted for 1hours, maybe more.”

Good for Big Al. He got to go where no man… scratch that… most men… have gone before! Okay, okay, that’s a bit harsh. There’s a lot of men in the world, and surely Lindsay hasn’t been with all of them. Take me, for example. I’m one of the unlucky one’s she’s overlooked. Most likely because I’m so handsome that she didn’t want to risk contaminating my pure, chiseled body with some unknown STD she’s carrying. Yea, it’s either that, or just because I’m not all foreign and mysterious like this Italian kid… I bet he just said to her “Hello to you, Lindsay. What do you say we ‘make a sex,’ and then go have an espresso?” and without any sudden movements, her panties just spontaneously flew off. I bet when he was finished he ran to his little foreign friends and told them about how he just “Made a sex with The Lindsay Lohan.” Trust me. That’s how it went down.

Anyway, here are some pictures of Lindsay after she got back to the states after her Italian escapades. The first two pictures are probably NSFW because you can see through her stockings. But they’re pretty awesome, so check them out anyway. After all the good stuff Alessandro just shared with us, based solely on curiosity, you know you want to!