Miley Cyrus Autobiography

Posted by dingdans

April 22, 2008

Renaissance sculptor Benvenuto Cellini wrote at the start of his 16th century autobiography, “No matter what sort he is, everyone who has to his credit what are or really seem great achievements, if he cares for truth and goodness, ought to write the story of his own life in his own hand; but no one should venture on such a splendid undertaking before he is over forty.”

Well, shove it up your ass, Benny, ’cause “OK” magazine is reporting that 15-year-old Miley Cyrus is writing an autobiography! The tome will likely chart the progression from Miley the girl to Mylie the global conglomerate and ‘tween product licensing goliath.

We got our hands on the table of contents of this, the first autobiography written by a girl who may not have experienced her first menses yet. See below…