The Dark Knight knocked Spider-Man 3

Posted by dingdans

July 21, 2008

The Dark Knight knocked Spider-Man 3 off the top spot for the biggest opening weekend ever. TDK made around $155.3 million this weekend, beating SM3’s $151.1 million opening last year. TDK also broke a bunch of other records too. Basically, people are losing it for this movie. Women that aren’t even pregnant are going into labor over this shit. It’s nuts.

Here’s the top 5 movies at the box office this weekend:

1. The Dark Knight - $155.3 million
2. Mamma Mia! - $27.6 million
3. Hancock - $14 million
4. Journey to the Center of the Earth - $11.9 million
5. Hellboy II - $10 million

I skipped seeing TDK after I saw the 3-hour line from hell for it. It was worse than the fucking iPhone line! I opted for the homo fiesta known as Mamma Mia! At least I thought it was going to be a homo fiesta.

Seriously, I thought I was going to get butt fucked by a plethora of glittery gayness. NOT! It didn’t even satisfy my homo tooth. It was AWFUL! First of all, it felt like I was watching it in the rec room of aretirement home. Memaws on my left, pepaws on my right. Second of all, Pierce Brosnan should never be allowed to sing ever again. They should have gotten Kermit the Frog to dub his singing voice. It would’ve sounded better. Even the memaws in the audience were laughing at him! When a memaw laughs at you, it’s time to excuse yourself and sit in the nearest corner. Basically, don’t pay money for this shit. Buy yourself a cocktail instead. It tastes better and won’t leave you thinking bad thoughts about Pierce Brosnan.