Archive for August, 2008
Plans to Release Bond Theme: Amy Winehouse
It looks like Amy Winehouse is still having a bit of a strop after being passed over in favour of Jack White and Alicia Keys in the choice for the new Bond film theme. Amy was the hot favourite for the gig, having recorded a song with Mark Ronson for the upcoming ‘Quantum Of […]
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What? Madonna Adopt Another Malawian Child?
Rumours abounded last year that Madonna was planning to adopt another child from Malawi, a little girl this time, and had even identified the exact toddler to whisk away from its family. Despite all the fuss over her adoption of David Banda, Madonna reportedly had her heart set on two-year-old Mercy James, though the hunt […]
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Angelina Jolie Nak*d Video
Sorry, nothing to see here. I suggest you go rent a copy of Beowulf. Actually the internet security company Secure Computer has reported that emails with a subject line like the title or “Angelina Jolie n*de movie” accounted for over 2% of all email sent over the world wide interweb last month.
This doesn’t mean there […]
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Jessica Simpson Wearing Shorts in Her Performance
Jessica Simpson is wearing shorts to really try to live out this whole country thing, because the only country about her was that she was born to a rich family in Texas who packed their bags to have an even richer family in California and the only thing this bitch knows about backwoods is that […]
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RIP to Bernie Mac
Comedian Bernie Mac died at 50 and I didn’t kill him, but Pneumonia (AIDS) did. I think 50 is too young to die but the good news is that he has worked his way out of the gutter and created a pretty mainstream career that made him a lot of money and that got his […]
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New Album Cover of Trannycat Dolls
Did Kim Kardashian replace Nicole Scherzingwhatever as the lead lip-syncher of the Trannycat Dolls? Who the hell is that tranny?
What’s sad is that my 4-year-old cousin worships these skanks. I seriously better not hear about her driving around on her Princess Big Wheel, wearing her mother’s Playtex bra while singing about how when she grows […]
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What? Sienna Miller is HeartBroken?
Yeah, I don’t believe it. Sienna Miller is like me. We don’t have hearts, we have genitals. Our genitals get sad, but our hearts don’t. Unless, we watch a melancholy and touching movie involving talking animals. That’s a different story. Anywhore, the Daily Mail reports that “heartbroken” Sienna escaped to the Virgin Islands to be […]
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Oprah The Richer Woman in the World of TV
You already know this, but I’ll tell you anyway. Oprah richer than all of us combined times a hundred. Shit, times a hundred thousand. TVGuide has put out their annual list of the riches whores in television and it’s no surprise that Oprah came out on top.
She reportedly makes $385 million a year in TV […]
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What is This Stallone?
Vadge, please take a hard look at these pictures. If you don’t stop, this is what your arms could look like. Actually, her arms sort of do look like that.
Seriously, what in roid hell is going on with Sly Stallone’s arms and legs? Just looking at these pictures makes my own veins all tingly. If […]
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Holly Valance September Issue for FHM Magazine
I don’t really now what to say about these pictures of Australian beauty Holly Valance in the September issue of FHM magazine, it’s pretty obvious that she’s beyond hot, I’m speechless. She’s very intimidating. I think if I saw her in person I’d soil myself. I’m not sure but I don’t think she’d be impressed.
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