Stacy Keibler Bikini Moment

Posted by dingdans

November 18, 2008

After all those Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pictures, looking at Stacy Keibler in a bikini almost turns your stomach. It’s like being tossed a piece of beef jerky after being presented with platter upon platter of the choicest cuts of filet mignon. No thanks. Beef jerky is for cleaning your inner ear or jimmying a lock or maybe satiating a persistent hobo, not masturbating to. And besides, if I’m going to pick a salted cured meat to jerk off to, it’s damn well going to be prosciutto. Give me a little credit here. I’m what’s referred to by the industry as “a connoisseur.”