Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Still Knows How to Seduce Boys

Say what you will about blonde singing cutie Jessica Simpson (she’s not the brightest bulb in the bunch, her sister creeps me out, her dad invades my nightmares, and the Dallas Cowboys suck donkey balls), but what you can’t say about Jessica Simpson is that she doesn’t know what the boys want. And what does […]

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Jessica Simpson Wearing Shorts in Her Performance

Jessica Simpson is wearing shorts to really try to live out this whole country thing, because the only country about her was that she was born to a rich family in Texas who packed their bags to have an even richer family in California and the only thing this bitch knows about backwoods is that […]

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Licking good for Jessica Simpson to Tony Romo’s Face

Alleged singer Jessica Simpson threw birthday boy Tony Romo a 28th b-day celebration he’ll never forget: She licked cake off his face!
The PDA-packed bash took place Saturday night at Suite, a lounge in Dallas, where “she sang him ‘Happy Birthday,’” reports Dallas’ D Magazine.The two really seemed to enjoy the cake, which was in the […]

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Jessica Simpson is so graceful

Jessica Simpson may have traveled the world and seen things most people only read about in a magazine, but I know something she was obviously not aware of.  When in New York City if you want to walk over a subway grate on the sidewalk you better not be wearing hells of any kind. Why […]

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Jessica Simpson’s Got Something To Sell

Here’s Jessica Simpson at the launch of her new fashion line. I’m not sure what it’s called, but whatever she’s selling, I’m buying. Jessica could hawk her toenail clippings for all I care and I’d still pay top dollar for them - as long as she keeps heading out in public working those sweater puppies.
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Jessica Simpson Got Cleavage!

Good news fellas! I think from this day forward I’ll be doing more posts on Jessica Simpson’s breasts because I don’t think I’ve done enough yet. Out of the 100 plus “Jessica Simpson Boob” articles that I’ve written here on Hollywood Tuna, I feel that I have yet to scratch the surface of articulating the […]

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Jessica Simpson vs. Hayden Panettiere

When celebrities wear the same hot dresses, our staffers have no choice but to do a celebrity fashion face-off. Especially if it’s a couple of cuties like Jessica Simpson and Hayden Panettiere donning the stuff. But who will prevail?
The Heroes actress hit the streets of Manhattan in her “What Comes Around Goes Around minidress back […]

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Jessica Simpson to Move to Nashville

Jessica Simpson is moving to Nashville to help jump start her country singing career.
Jess currently lives in Los Angeles, but is moving to Tennessee so she can find inspiration for her next album.
A source told OK!,
“Jessica really wants to release a country album and she isn’t just whistling ‘Dixie’ this time. She has been in […]

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Jessica Simpson Kisses Her Mane Man

The 27-year-old singer, who is currently living in Los Angeles, has decided
to move to the country music capital in Tennessee in a bid to find
inspiration for her new album.
A source said: “Jessica really wants to release a country album and she isn’t
just whistling ‘Dixie’ this time. She has been in Tennessee writing music
with John Rich […]

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Jessica Simpson Lucky Socks

Jessica Simpson has a drawer filled with lucky socks that she wears whenever she needs a little good fortune.

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