Top 10 Hottest Hollywood Celebrities According to Them
10. Jordana Brewster - The Fast And the Furious belle had a brief hold on DJ. Rumor goes that after he stole home plate, he skipped out on her 26th birthday party. He was spotted about a month later at a Scores strip club, putting his World Series bonus to use.
9. Mariah Carey - Reports say that Jeter had a short stop with Tommy Motolla’s old ball and chain. After making her hit those high notes, he allegedly lost interest in her honey. Let’s hope there is a diss record on Mariah’s next album.
8. Tyra Banks - Gossip hounds were thrown into a tizzy when word circulated that Derek had traded in his latest MVP for Tyra Banks. That rumor was squashed when the public realized that Jeter’s boasts of getting “four head” was not a pun on Tyra’s second-biggest asset.
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Angelina Jolie For a CatWoman?
The Dark Knight’s Aaron Eckhart thinks Angelina Jolie would make a perfect Catwoman — if there’s another Batman installment.
“I thought that was a fantastic idea,” Eckhart told Usmagazine.com at the GQ Men of the Year party in L.A. on Nov. 18. “When I read that, I felt like all of our records that we made [would] be broken if she did Catwoman.”
(Julie Newmar, who played Catwoman in the original Batman TV series, recently told New York’s Daily News that she has knowledge that Jolie has inquired about playing the part.)
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Jean-Claude Van Damme On The Show
Last week, Jean-Claude Van Damme did an interview with Newsweek’s Sarah Ball about his very meta indy film JCVD. The conversation started out great… for about four questions. After that, it pretty much devolved into Jean-Claude Van Damme awkwardly hitting on Sarah.
Beautiful? Why?
I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.OK —
It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you.Well, I —
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.So you’ve no regrets at all?
Believe me—I’ve done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don’t regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?I’m 22.
Oh, f–––. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?I don’t know. When is it?
I don’t know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?Uh —
You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.
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Paris Hilton And The Punk Rock Pose
Haha: (Exclamation) Used to represent laughter or amusement.
Huzzah! The circling buzzards can finally land! Paris Hilton has finally gotten tired of posing against Punk Rock Powder and now we all get to rub her failed relationship in her face. It feels like Christmas.
“Even though they are still in love, they felt it would be better to just be friends,” a source close to Hilton, 27, tells Us.
“Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn’t get along with any of her friends,” the source tells Us. “Friends thought Paris had changed since being with Benji and she wants to be herself again.” (Source)
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Bohemian Rhapsody Again Sang By Michael Johns With 3 Lovely Ladies Of ASAP
Philippines ASAP mania is being given a world wide exposure again showing Michael Johns’ singing prowess along with Philippines’ very own Sarah Geronimo, Rachel Ann Go, and Yeng Constantino. Michael Johns enjoy the show and was very amused on the three gorgeous girls.
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MTV documentary for Britney Spears
The Sun got some more excerpts from Britney Spears’ documentary For The Record that airs next Sunday on MTV.
“I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out.
“But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day.”
Britney, who performs on X Factor next weekend, believes she is still “paying” for her public meltdown when she shaved her head and lost custody of her two sons.
She says: “I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening.
“If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time.
“I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free.”
She adds: “I think I’ve learnt my lesson now and enough is enough.”
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Alessandra Ambrosio Visit Miami
Everyone was in Maimi Beach this weekend to celebrate the grand opening of Fontainebleau. One of the guests was the smokin’ hot Alessandra Ambrosio. I’m not being hyperbolic when I say she may be the prettiest woman ever. If you pitted a unicorn against Alessandra Ambrosio in a beauty contest, the unicorn would trot away, hanging its head in shame because it knew it had no chance of winning even with the trail of rainbows and pixie dust it left behind.
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What Happend
Emo: (Adjective) Characteristic of unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle. (Via Urban Dictionary)
In Ashlee Simpson-Pete Wentz news, during “TRL’s” finale Sunday, Pete Wentz confirmed that they didn’t have their stupid baby this weekend but did say instead that he did something completely gay and characteristic of himself.
“I went to Chinatown, picked up a bootleg version of Twilight and watched it like, 72, times,” Wentz joked. (Source)
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Sexy and Hot Audrina Patridge Knows EveryThing
Here is Audrina Patridge giving some turd her impression of what she thinks we react like when we see photos of her walking around with low-cut tops, her custard juggs bouncing about the place.
You know, when her ribs and chest plate aren’t the first thing your eyes gravitate to, Audrina is actually kinda hot. If you went home with her after a night of double-stacked Jäger shots, that would be nothing to be ashamed about– especially if you served your hot dog with those buns,– but I gotta tell you man, if one of your men got through there’d probably be a 100% chance your kid will look like it has down syndrome, even if it they don’t have it. Is that a chance yo’d be willing to take?
Here’s Audrina looking droopy-eyed and busty in a cheetah-print tights while at The Pool After Dark at Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City over the weekend.
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Stacy Keibler Bikini Moment
After all those Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pictures, looking at Stacy Keibler in a bikini almost turns your stomach. It’s like being tossed a piece of beef jerky after being presented with platter upon platter of the choicest cuts of filet mignon. No thanks. Beef jerky is for cleaning your inner ear or jimmying a lock or maybe satiating a persistent hobo, not masturbating to. And besides, if I’m going to pick a salted cured meat to jerk off to, it’s damn well going to be prosciutto. Give me a little credit here. I’m what’s referred to by the industry as “a connoisseur.”
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